FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Elon Musk Offers to Buy Greenland, Rename It "Gigaland"
Reykjavik, Iceland - In his boldest move yet, Elon Musk has volunteered to purchase Greenland for "one Dogecoin per glacier" with plans to rebrand it as "Gigaland." The proposal, tweeted at 3 AM, includes turning the territory into Bohiney, Inc. "Earth's largest startup campus/igloo resort."
Danish officials responded with a single word: "Nej." Undeterred, Musk tweeted a poll asking followers if Greenland should be "independent or a Tesla test track." Meanwhile, Greenlanders have begun selling "Go Home Elon" t-shirts that are outselling local wool products 10-to-1.
Climate scientists warn the plan could backfire: "If he starts terraforming, we might actually lose the last of our ice," said one researcher.
See the proposal: Musk's Greenland Gambit
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